Unless ? Out of Azkaban ?

Ring bell, ring bell, ring bell.
I wake up of my bed. It's my second day of holyday since approximatively... 11 years.
It's 3 PM at the wall-clock.
I look up and look down. I'll just walk in London this afternoon and this evening and even this night.
I dress up while listenning to the radio. It's a great song, blur " Song 2 ". I love this song.
And today I'm free because Sand Unless isn't !
Every second of my life was because Unless was. When Unless will died, everysecond of my life will be, because I will be.
Il you don't understand this sentence, don't worry, it means that you're a normale person.
I take my keys and go out of my flat.
Sun is shining to day. Great day.
I will smile today. I will drink and buy everything I want, I could go away for one or two days maybe. Just for change. Because London is a great city but I'm there since 11 long years when I went away, it was to chase Unless.
I put my hat on my head and look around me.
There is several persons in front of a quidditch shop and a lot of people walk in the street. I missed it.
Where can I go at 3:45 PM ?
I take a a cup of coffee in a "magic starbuck".
Unless in prison.
Life is beautiful, believe me !
I'm alone, everybody want's Unless in place of headmaster of Hogwarts.
I'm smliling in front of the newspaper.
Nobody's crying but someone have a face of funeral.
Sun is shinig today, It's a great day =P, isn't it ?
I'm going to the icecream shop.
No. IMPOSSIBLE.
A little voice in my head say to me : Impossible is nothing ><".
Unless is there, juste here, at one or two meter of me.
I put off my hat of my head.
It's impossible, Unless is on high vigilance.
An idea is opening in my head.
If it's the twin of Unless, Unless twin, Nathan. He should be in Bulgary, but...

- Unless ? Who are you ? Nathan ? Or Sand... no Impossible !

I hate him.
I hate Sand and everythings who look like him.
Nathan is the director of Durmstrang, I know everylittle things about him. It's part of my investigation.

[ Sorry if works have correct certain word --', I didn't check ... I have to help my dad =/ ]

Who gave me a brother like that ?
Seriously. I wonder.
I was in Bulgary. I was. Besides with a beautiful woman. But when I saw the newspaper of yesterday I had a wonderful surprise.
For the first time it was Sand and not me who hit the headline of the higher Burlgarian’s newspaper.

I was shocked. Really shocked. Sand Unless in jail, it sounds bad. I don’t understand how he did for resting free all this years and be catch right now. A mistake maybe ?
I don’t really know my brother, all his features, what he does of his days but I thought he’s someone who know what he’s doing everytime.
In an other side, we all have moments when we don’t really know what we do. It happen to everyone.
But when you kill so much people you are always vigilant, even when you sleep. I don’t know !
You take a little bit care !
It’s maybe for that, that I would never kill people, only if it’s absolutly necessary.

I was to my brother’s process.
I was standing in the back of the room, my back on the wall. Waiting for the final sentence.
I didn’t laught, I didn’t even smile. How could he be so relax while he’s going to died ?
Can’t he be adult on time in his life ?!
And it’s me who say that. Funny.
In spite of apparences I love my brother, and I don’t want to see him died.
I wonder if the family can be there when he’ll accept the death kiss.
Tomorow, or maybe the day after, I’ll visit him. I don’t know if he’ll be happy to see me, but I have to do it. For him but for me too. But not yet.
I’m sure there’s a lot of people you’re going to see him before me. I’m not the closer person for him.

So, I’m in London now.
Living in my grand-mother flat, like everytime I’m here.
I’ve decided to walk a little today, for thinking at the situation.
I don’t take any attention to the world around me until a men comes talking to me.

- Unless ?

Yes, I am.

- Who are you ?

… You have just said it mister. I guess, he’s affraid that I’m Sand. Oh I’m a terrible sereal killer @__@ And I’m gonna kill you, like the … I don’t remeber the real number, 150 people I killed.
Joke.

- Nathan ?

Yeah you win ! \o/ But .. How does he know me ? No one knows me in england, exept those I know too.

- Or Sand … no Impossible !
- As you said, impossible.

Have I answered his question ?

- Nice to meet you …?

Say who you are stranger men.

- How do you know my name ? You’re English, aren’t you ?

He has a typical english accent, he doesn’t come from an east Land as me, he has no reason to know me… exept if…

- Nice to meet you ... ?

No
Not very nice.

Nathan Unless.
I'm in front of Nathan Unless. Why is he in London ? I didn't see him at Unless's process but maybe he was there. I know everything about him, he doesn't really love his brother, he hates him ! But it's family, Nathan was at Sand Unless's process, it's logical - =P - .
And now, he's in front of an icecream shop, in London.
Nathan Unless isn't white. He made a lot of very littles crims, but he doesn't kill anyone at all, I guess. He could be as intelligent as his brother, hide his murder too. It's possible. But if he killed more than one hundreds people, I think, I'd see that.

- How do you know my name ? You’re English, aren’t you ?

Nobody knows Nathan there. I'm the only one who knows that Nathan Unless exist and is a great director of a great school, Durmstrang.
So, the only one thing Nathan wanna know is my nationality.

- I'm english, but I think every wizards of this world should know the director of Durmstrang, don't you ?

The icecream saler is looking at us. Okay, he's even listenning at us ! ><" I will take one of this icecream...

- Hum, I'll take chocolate.

I look at the perfect twins of Sand Unless.

- Wha' d'you wan' ? I'll pay fo' you.

I take the two icecream.
If I say my name, Nathan will know who I am, he will know I am the man who "kill" his brother and even if he doesn't really take Sand in his heart, I think he won't be happy to see me.

- Why Nathan Unless is there, in London ? You wants to help your brother perhaps ?

I joke.
But, it's true, if I could be aware of Sand's escape. It's could be... just... useful.
Nathan isn't an idiot, He won't say it to me, I think. It's a shame @_@.

-…

Yeah ! Don’t answer anything when I say that I’m glad to meet you, even if I don’t know who your are. Don’t be polite ! Don’t finish my sentence and tell me your name.
Show me that you don’t love me.
I don’t care.
I’ve nothing against you, but now I’ve decided we’re not going to be friend.

He finaly answer something. You can talk to me my dear ! I wont bite you, exept if you ask me.

- I’m English, but I think every wizard of this world should know the director of Durmstrand, don’t you ?
- Oh ya ! I totally agree. But, you know, the reality is not the same… I should be famous everywhere, but I’m just in the rest of Europe. In England, everybody keep only interest to their Unless..

I look at him. He looks like a detective of the sixtis.
I’ve the impression I’ve already see his face, but nothing is more sure.
We stay in front of the icecream shop.
In fact, I didn’t especially want an ice cream, but he decided to offer me one, so I’m no going to refuse.

- And, for me, it’ll be … Cramberry.

I prefere fruit than chocolat.
Because I’m fruiiiiiit ! \o/
Ok’ shut up Nathan.

- It’s very nice. Do you often pay for food for … men ?

I smile.
I hope he’ll understand it was a joke. But I love to be a little bit sarcastic, and this guy doesn’t seem to really like my brother. So as I should, shouldn’t I ?

- Why Nathan Unless is there, in London ? You wants to help your brother perhaps ?

I laught.
If it was the truth you’re the firt person I’ll say it stranger !

- Yes, I want ! Tonight I’ll help him to escape, get away from Azkaban. Do you maybe want to help me ?

I lick my icecream. So good ! *_*

- But, in this case, I would like to know your name partner.

- Oh ya ! I totally agree. But, you know, the reality is not the same… I should be famous everywhere, but I’m just in the rest of Europe. In England, everybody keep only interest to their Unless..

He's right, everybody is thinking about Sand Unless. Noone knows his great twin... I didn't know Nathan before I was 17, but he wasn't famouse at this time, it was normale.
I buy the two icecream.
I don't even know why I buy an icecream to HIM. He's the brother of my nightmare, and the brother of the aim of my life. The brother of my ennemy.
If I speak to him, I'll know my ennemy better. Know your ennemy.

- It’s very nice. Do you often pay for food for … men ?

I smile, he smiles.
I'm smiling to the exact picture of Sand Unless. I hate this man.

- Yes, I want ! Tonight I’ll help him to escape, get away from Azkaban. Do you maybe want to help me ?

I'm laughing, it doesn't sound really true. But it was a joke and normale people laugh at jokes even if jokes are really bad ><.

- But, in this case, I would like to know your name partner.

He doesn't loose his goal !

- Hum, I see. I guess you wan't really want me to be your partner when you'll know my name.

Suspense.
Wouhou, I'm a kind of inspector and in everymovies, inspector wait a second before they say everylittle thing without great importance.

- I'm Liam like Liam Gallagher but I don't sing Wonderwall verywell you know. I'm more like Liam Neeson but I don't play in any film. So I am Liam Evans.

I eat my glace while waiting some reactions of my lovable Unless. If he was interested by the arrest of his brother, he surely heard ou read something about me in a newspaper.
If he doesn't mind his brother, he doesn't know who I am.

He looks a little too much like his brother.
I already hate him even if he didn't do anything to me. After all, he doesn't kill my parents, he doesn't make pregnant one of my best friends, he doesn't hurt my other friends. He's not the devil, he's devil's bro.

Mmmmh ...
I like it ! What I said ? I LOVE it !
I love summer's days like that, with a hat on the head, and an ice cream shop when I just thought : " Oh my God ! My world for an ice cream ! ".
The world is so wondeful, isn't it ?
I came in the front of the loooong panel where the all parfum are written.
Chocolat ? Mango ? Tomato ? Oo'... after there is a long list of disgustings parfums...
It sucks.
I think I'm going to ask a chocolat ice cream... it's in what I believe the more ... ( this sentence probably doesn't significate anything, so if you're an english person I really apologise )

When the seller gives me the ice cream I hear, just next to me :

- I'm Liam Evans.

What what what ?
Liam Evans ? THE Liam Evans ? Here ? In the center of London ? I turn up, and see The man and my futur stupid headmaster.
I totally ignore Nathan Unless who seems to be shoked, angry, and stupid ( like all the time you'll say to me ), and ... and a lot of other thing which I don't care because I'm only interested by Liam.

- You are Liam Evans, aren't you ?!?

Yes Jordan, he just said it. I don't waiting for any answer, I go on :

- Niced to meet you ! I'm a big fan of you, you know ! Really ! If there'd be so much men like you I'd feel so better ! I feel in savety, thanks to you !
I admire your work and all what you do ! Catch Unless, it was ... it was ... marvellous ! So amazing ! When I read the press I was impress by you ! The process was so funny too, I was there, and you keep always this ...

I don't find the word in english so I say it in frensh :

- This "classe", this self confidence !

I look at my ice cream which begin to melt, I lick it and conclue with respect in my voice and in my eyes :

- I would like to congratulate you. Good work !

I look at Unless's brother in my back and just say to him :

- Hello sir.

( HRP : Sorry Liam, I wrote it quikly, so it'd have a lot of mistake, but I dare to hope that you'll understand ^^ [ I have the autorisation of Nathan, sorry of don't asking your's before making this rp, but i'm sure you woudln't hate me for that xD ] )

So I was talking to the twins, to the simular of my best ennemy Sand Unless.
Nathan looks really like his brother, it's amazing. I didn't go to Bulgary to ask Nathan about his brother because I knew thathe doesn't really know him ... But it's so weird to see him, now, just like Sand but Sand free.
So I was talking to him and then, arrived a young man who just stared at me, I really hate when people stars at me like that, but anyway, he was like if he had seen his idol. It was as weird as seen Sand's twins !

- You are Liam Evans, aren't you ?!?

Ooooooh, look at that smart kid ! He's a genius.

- Hum... yes.

- Niced to meet you ! I'm a big fan of you, you know ! Really ! If there'd be so much men like you I'd feel so better ! I feel in savety, thanks to you !
I admire your work and all what you do ! Catch Unless, it was ... it was ... marvellous ! So amazing ! When I read the press I was impress by you ! The process was so funny too, I was there, and you keep always this ...

I laughed a little and turn back to a serious face.

- Oh ? Really ? Impressed by me ? So glad to hear that ! I didn't know I had fans...

- This "classe", this self confidence !

What's "classe", I don't know, I'll never know that and I really don't care...

- I would like to congratulate you. Good work !

- Thanks ! No, seriously, thank you very much because teenager like you often prefer to spit on me !

I looked at the young man, I'm sure he's still at Hogwarts... Hum... not so sure, If he was, he wouldn't have ignored his future headmaster.

- Hello sir.

I smiled "Hello sir", this guy is really weird, saying hello and sir in the same sentence is not really the good thing to do.
I smiled at Nathan Unless too and came back to my little fan.

- So, what's your name ? Are you at Hogwarts ? Why didn't you love Sand like your schoolmates ? You don't like him for all the murders like I do or juste because you don't like... his face ?

[Sorry, just did it two months too late or something like that, hope you like it, not really a high level of english language but I did my possible... so, there xD]

- I'm Liam Evans.
- Oh really ?

Liam Evans.
The man.
The man who is at the fondation of all my problems now ! Of course, it isn't directly his fault but if he had nothing done I'd not be here right now in the uncunfortably situation, mindly speaking, but my professional situation also sucks thanks to him.

And he his in front of me, smiling like a stupid, naive, foolish man. Do I hit him ? Breaking his legs and arms ? Just fight with him to feel more relax after ? That sounds as a good idea, I think I'll make this, I'll certainly be very destressful.
I hope so.
I join my hands, thinking at an explication I'll be able to give at the police oficer when I try to stop us.

However, something else stop me.

- You are Liam Evans, aren't you ?!

What's this f*** ?
Who is that stupid teenager who seems to belive he really IS ABLE to cut one of my discution without autorisation ?!
I look at him, altought he totally ignores me.
I'm so suprise that I don't react at first, until he decides to speak to me.

- Hello sir.

Do you know where you can put you fucking hello fucking sir, piece of shit ? I keep cool but if he doesn't leave right now I feel he'll call his mum soon.
Liam aswered before me.
I think it's better, especially to this unconscious boy.

- So, what's your name ?
Are you at Hogwarts ? Why didn't you love Sand like your schoolmates ?
You don't like him for all the murders like I do or juste because you
don't like... his face ?

That's a good question. There's no so many people who loves my brother, but those who seem to hate him so much and so directly are much more rare.

- My name's Jordan. I don't really think my schoolmates love Sand, exept Lindsay, but she's wierd. The way I see it, is that he really doesn't deserve no longer to live. Seriously ! This man doesn't give a shit about everything ! Howgard's worst than a mess, his wife understood he's not trustable, he kill for anything just because he is an asshole. He has no feelings for other, but he hasn't a real dark, fascinating, terribly personality either. He is obviously ... He is Useless !

I don't love my brother so much, but ...

- Jordan, even if I'm not your headmaster right now, I will. So I don't know, now, what your punition but you will have one.
- Ok, no problem.
- I'm sure you'll not saying anymore when you see what kind of punishment I'll have to you. So now, please, hit the road, and let me do what I really want to do.
- All right sir, I'm very impatient to see it. I wish you a good day, and a better for you Liam !

I peer him turn and go back and when I'm sure he's really leaving I put my attention again on Liam, smile to him, clench my fist ans punch him.

Fuck !
Gods, how good it is !

- My name's Jordan. I don't really think my schoolmates love Sand, exept Lindsay, but she's wierd. The way I see it, is that he really doesn't deserve no longer to live. Seriously ! This man doesn't give a shit about everything ! Howgard's worst than a mess, his wife understood he's not trustable, he kill for anything just because he is an asshole. He has no feelings for other, but he hasn't a real dark, fascinating, terribly personality either. He is obviously ... He is Useless !

Useless Unless Useless Unless Useless Unless. I totally agree, dude ! I shouldn't in front of Sand's twin but I totally agree with you ! You are one of the most intelligent boy of your génération, I'm pretty sure !

- Jordan, even if I'm not your headmaster right now, I will. So I don't know, now, what your punition but you will have one.
- Ok, no problem.
- I'm sure you'll not saying anymore when you see what kind of punishment I'll have to you. So now, please, hit the road, and let me do what I really want to do.
- All right sir, I'm very impatient to see it. I wish you a good day, and a better for you Liam !
- Thanks ! I'll remember you Jordan !

I turned my head to see the new headmaster of Hogwart when I saw his fist in my face.
Outch ! Fuck, it hurts a lot ><.
but, WHAT THE FUCK ? WHAT IS THAT FUCKING HELL ?
I didn't cry, didn't scream, no, I'm not a baby ><. I'm a man.
I touch my wand in my pocket. Shit, we're in muggle side.
Liam, bo cool. Just be cool.
No I can't be cool ! Nathan Unless just punched me ! Why ? I dunno !
If I don't move right now, he could think I'm a sort of Terminator, of John Connor, a guy who doesn't feel the pain, or he could just think I'm a clever man and calm or he could think I'm a weak guy and I can't bear this idea. I'm not a poor and weak guy !
I breath, and smile again. This smile, this really creepy smile, just a crazy smile.

- What the fuck ? What do you think ? You think I'm a punching Ball ?

No... I am not a punching ball, when you punch me, I have to punch you. It's the rule !
There's children in the street, there's a lot of people but I have to punch him !
I raise my left knee and punch with my right fist !
Fuck, my fist hurts but it's great to punch somebody !
Coooooooooooome On Nathan, I'm just waiting for you, if you want to do it again !
I had still this crazy smile.
A guy took my arms and his friends took Nathan's.

- What the hell are you doing right now ?

A woman was phoning.

"They're going to arrive in one or two minuts !"

- You were calling the cops ?
- Possible !

Fuck ! We're wizard and we will be arrested by the muggle police ! I stared at Nathan...

- THANK YOU... DUDE !

Yes, we're going to be jail-mates, guy !

He seems not to be a pooltron, I've expected an answer and I'm not disapointed. Hit me Liam ! Give me a reason to fucking break your head, that's all I wish.

- What the fuck ? What do you think ? You think I'm a punching Ball ?

He doesn't understand ? Maybe am I not enought expressiv ? But I really need to do sometings I have to put outside all this angry in me @_@.

- No, you're not. You are better than that because I don't feel anything for a punching-ball.

I smile at him exactly the same way he smiles to me. Fucking asshole.
I didn't see his fist move, but if I would probably I might not be moving to avoid the punch.
I just want to go on the fight. But I feel somebody taking me arms in my back. Shit, that's muggles I cann't hurt them I will have probleme with the prime minister if I put me into a fucking situation.

They are calling the cops. Fuck, why are they so nervous ? Stupid mens.

- THANK YOU... DUDE !

Oh that's Liam's voice. There no reason to cry, baby.

- You're welcome fucking asshole.

I hope the cops'll accept some cash and let me go. Past the end of the day with this man is the worst things it could happen to me.
I don't move, waiting for the police.
I'm looking at Liam in the most gloomy way I can. Even if I was not able to send him to the hospital I'll spoil the rest of his day.

- It must be frustating for a detective to be arrest by the police like that. But maybe you'll feel just a little bit what my brother have to support... but you probably won't... The jail you send him was not similar ...

[ HS : short but ... =/ ]

- It must be frustating for a detective to be arrest by the police like that. But maybe you'll feel just a little bit what my brother have to support... but you probably won't... The jail you send him was not similar ...

I laugh ou loud !

- Oh My God ! Don't talk about what you don't know ! You don't your fucking brother as I know Him ! I Knew you were twins a long times before you discovered it ! I spend all my teenage years with your brother, so don't talk about Sand !

The cops are coming, they're proud of themselves poor muggle cops !
They are arresting two powerfull wizard ! No... they're not poor, WE ARE, we won't kill them or hurt them or do anything, no. For them, it will be just like if they arrest muggles, for us... it's not the same. I'm already seeing what the Gazette will say about us tomorrow.
We will be at the first page !
Nathan probably loves that like his brother but not me.
We're going to the copsoffice, not in the same car, they're all affraid that we fight a second time.
Oh, I really feel like punching him again. It's, I guess, the first time I'm so angry, so confused about someone.
Arrived !
Oh no, Nathan's arrived to, in the same office. We will have to explain us, I will be the man who's wring because Nathan will never say that HE is.
HE is wrong, he punchs me the first, I just... answered to him... with my fist.

Here we are, in the same rooms, with three other cops.

- So, guys. You won't breakfree until you'll say everything to us and until you'll focus on what you did and why you did that !

- I don't think we have to...

- Oh... I guess so...

- Okay, so I'm Liam Evans and this fu... this man punchs at me without any reasons, and mooore than that ! I've just bought him an icecream ! He's a fuc...

- No rude words HERE gentleman... So YOU... what's your name and your problem ?

I hate this day. I knew I had better stay in bed.
Since I arrived in London everything is going wrong. What did I do god ? I don’t think I deserve this kind of treatment.

- Oh My God ! Don't talk about what you don't know !

So do you !

- You don't know your fucking brother as I know Him ! I Knew you were twins a long times before you discovered it ! I spend all my teenage years with your brother, so don't talk about Sand !

Oh ya... I don’t need more informations. He’s obviously so fucking jalouse of my brother. That’s all he is, a stupid jalouse-guy who doesn’t understant why Sand have so many sucess with women.
I hate this kind of men. His life is a real fiasco if it’s just a succession of research about my brother.
Poor man.
His life must be so fucking booring.

- Oh you can’t guess how impress I am to know that you knew Sand wasmy brother before me. That’s so fucking fabulous ! It must have shone all your days ! ... Seriously I don’t understant why the fact you had to support him during your teenaghood allowes you to speak about him and forbide me to...

He obviously has not the same value as I.
Now we have to follow the caps. Jesus. The only reason why I don’t supefix them right now is that I want the minister to like me. And I’ve nothing special to do today.

Yepee, let’s have a passionating metting with these three guy.
I sit.
They begin to speak. Interesting conversation, isn’t it ?
Borring...
Shit, they ask me to tell them what happened.

- Aherm, first : hello sir !

Nice to meet you etc... or not.

- My name’s Nathan Unless, and I don’t have any problem. I was just having a word with Liam right there.

Smile to him.

- As he said, he bought me an icecream. It was very suspicious, you know, I’m affraid he wants to... do some blackmail... Because I know tings he ignores ...

I look at him as he was suck kind of gossip or something like that.

- But that’s not the point. I felt in danger, that’s all.... You know my brother was sent to jail and it’s his fault !.. And I go throw a very painful period because of him.

What a good actor you are Nate ! Nobody will trust you, especially if they know Sand.

I look at Ntahan. What the hell will he imagine this time ? I dunno ! Some lies, I guess. Like his brother.

- My name’s Nathan Unless, and I don’t have any problem. I was just having a word with Liam right there.

Oh, yeah, great guy, but I think they don't really care about our names. Go on, go on ! I'm curious of what you will say !

- As he said, he bought me an icecream. It was very suspicious, you know, I’m affraid he wants to... do some blackmail... Because I know tings he ignores ...

Right now, I just want to laugh out loud but there are this cops and Nathan, and I just smile, it's the only thing I can do.

- But that’s not the point. I felt in danger, that’s all.... You know my brother was sent to jail and it’s his fault !.. And I go throw a very painful period because of him.

I look at him. Is he mad ? We're in the muggle world ! They know who is in jail or not !

- I... If I can speak. I totally disagree with him. That's a joke ! I'm a bookseller of Manchester ! How would I sent his brother in jail ? You can verify, I'm a good guy ! I'm Liam Evans of Manchester ! You... I don't know...
I don't even know his brother. I've been dating his sister for one year, now. And I recognise him. That's all !
You... You can verify.

Thanks to the ministery of magic, I've got a fake ID, a bookseller at Manchester.

- I... I think I have my ID card if you look for it in my left pocket on my jacket. I swear.

Hum. Nathan's just a terrible lier, how can a bookseller send somebody in jail ? That's impossible and that's why I win.

-I don't undertsand this guy, but I think he's just a little mad. I really have to go and can we just break free as soon as possible ? Two of us ?

Nathan don't really deserve to stay there all the day and all the night, juste like me, we don't deserve it. And, if they refuse to let us go. I will have to transplane.

Liam look at me as if I was crazy.
Actually I am, or I pretend to be which has, in that case, the same consequence for him.
As mad as a march hare ! And I'm proud of it @__@. I'll put you in shit and I'll enjoy it a lot. Muhahaha.
As far as I'm concerned... I just wanna have fun. So why not ?

Yes we are in the muggle world.
Yes they don't know our magic-life.
Yes they don't know askaban.
There such ignorants people @_@.

- I... If I can speak. I totally disagree with him. That's a joke ! I'm a bookseller of Manchester ! How would I sent his brother in jail ? You can verify, I'm a good guy ! I'm Liam Evans of Manchester ! You... I don't know...
I don't even know his brother. I've been dating his sister for one year, now. And I recognise him. That's all !
You... You can verify.

Oh ... The party's over ..? That's sad.
I've a sister ? Really ? Oh ! My dreams come true ! \o/ She must be beautiful ! *___* like me, but in female. Oh Jesus, I'm sure I'll fall in love.

- You're an asshole Liam ! Just thinking you ... fucking my sister that i've nev...
- Language !

Erf, nervous the cop. Yes I'm rude. I should have said : " macking love with my sister =3 ".

- Sorry =x.

I'm a polit man. Deeply inside. I swear.

- I... I think I have my ID card if you look for it in my left pocket on my jacket. I swear.

ID card ? what is it ? '__'
I should have listen my muggle history lesson when I was in highschool.
Silly Nathaniel.
The cops are looking for the "ID" card and find it.

- Liam Evans ... Bockseller, is that right ?
- Bockseller ? That's your job Liam ! You're a total looser, you could have ask for something better, as ... I dunnot ... master of
- YOU SHUT UP.

Oh lord, they're so stressed u_u.

-I don't undertsand this guy, but I think he's just a little mad. I really have to go and can we just break free as soon as possible ? Two of us ?

The man who is wearing an ugly blue uniform look at us, ... thinking ?
Maybe...

- Yes, you can leave sir, but he has to see some ... doctor.

Hey ! I don't wanna stay here alone è_é.
Pervert, I'm sure he just wants to fuck me. But I won't let him do that.
@___@
I smile peacefully.
Let's see the gifted actor I am. Cool

- No sir thanks you, I don't need help. He's right, I've never accepted he was dating my sister. I've hated him since a long time. He's a total looser. I'm sorry for what I've done. I wont do this again.

Bullshit.
But with some mental persuasion ( what a wonderful gift to be a wizard \o/ ) ...

- Ja ... Allright. Go out.

Yepee.

Nathan Unless is really... Oh excuse-me, I think I shouldn't say that but he really is an asshole ! I want both of us to break free and he's there screwling everything.
I don't understand why we choose him as a director. He juste can't be fine. Just shut up, no he can't !
My dear step-brother.
The cops let me go. I take my jacket and go, they won't say to me I can go out twice. I don't really like jail.

« Yes, you can leave sir, but he has to see some ... doctor. »

That's what they said. I smile to me. He really looks like a mad man. May be he could go in an asylum. Oh, that's could be funny. I look around me, there's nobody from the Gazette now, and that's great, if I 'm not on the front page tomorrow, that could be, juste great.
I check in my jacket, oh there's still three cigarettes in my packet !
God's with me !
I smile again and burn the bottom of the cigarettes.
I look around me again, we're in the muggle world, in a muggle street. I don't where I am. In London I think. I'm thisty, hungy, angry and I don't know where I am. Everything is fine.
I just have to find the subway, then I will at the map and know where I am and then I could just drink -some water of course !-, eat and everything !
And don't want to return to the ministry. No, fuck them all for today.
Everything is bad. I start to walk while a stupid guy go out of the commission. THE stupid guy. And of course that's Nathan Unless, tha man who punch me an hour ago !
I look at him and carry on walking while speaking and I don't even know if he could hear me.

- You're really a stupid guy. They would have just lock us in that fucking police station if I hadn't that fucking ID card !

I'm really hungry, angry and thirsty now but he doesn't have to know that except if he want to pay me a beer but I don't think so.
I look at him and yell to him.

- And... do you know where the fuck we are ?

Yes, it's could be great to know that. I say that, I don't say anything, you know me ! We can't just vanish, we're in the muggle world and there are lots of muggle there. Fuck, I could just ask then but they'll be affraid because I juste go out of the police station.
There are some days, you just should have stay in your bed. That king of day !

We are free ! That’s a very good news, isn’t it. I have almost belived I would have spend the rest of my life in jail. What a funny joke ! And him, he look so angry, so nervous, so “I’m going to kill anybody who get on my nerves right now and especially you Nathanaël fucking Unless” ... yes, he really have the face of someone who’s thinking that.

He began to walk and speak to me.
Waaah, he is able to do two things in the same time, I’m totally impress !
Blablabla.
Nobody lock Nathan Unless ... except maybe Chuck Norris. Cool

- Oh man... are you really thinking what you say ? No one like us stay a long time in that kind of jail. They have no right on us, I trust me enough to no be scared... but, you don’t as I notice.

Yes Nathan, just keep on ennoyed him... you have not enough fight .___.
But he didn’t really listen me, and befor the end of my sentence he yells :
- And... do you know where the fuck we are ?

Poor little scared kid.
Yes I know.
And you’re a very boring man, close to the law, without never doing something wrong, your life must be so depressiv...

- You have no sens of humour ... go sleep and destress, I know how to use my power, don’t worry, if you think I never spend time with ... people who are not like me ...

It became complicated to speak about a subjet we should not mentioned in a muggle place...

- Oh, fuck it, you know what? Forget it, and have a good day.

Nyahahaha.
I smile at him and say just to finish the conversation befor leaving:

- And thanks for the ice cream.

[ it’s small, ungly, not really “english” ( I havn’t write in english for several month TT ), but i thought we can end this rp, so ... if you want to answer, please yourself, if not, it’s finish ! ]